February 2012
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gvng ^ vwlz 4 lnt
January 2012
2 posts
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I’m chatting with a guy on Grindr whose username is Carl Sagan, and I’m sort of like “Don’t need to see ya face, let’s do dis.”
December 2011
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Watchyvynyl:
Brothertiger - Lovers
Shit. Had this video sitting in my Drafts since Friday and kept forgetting to pull the trigger and duh, now everyone’s beat me to the punch. #blogwhine #humblebrag. Should have known better since, yeah, this absolutely rules. Fantastic work by director Kiki Allgeier.
Look for John Jagos’ forthcoming full length album Golden Years on Mush Records.
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NORTH KOREA. EVERYTHING SUNNY ALL THE TIME,...
November 2011
11 posts
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(Three twelve-year-old girls get on the bus,...
Boy: Hey, Chrissy!
Chrissy: Yeah?
Boy: (Suave up-nod. You know the kind.) See you on Monday at school, okay?
Chrissy: (Twirls her hair.) Sure.
Boy: I don't think I'm gonna sit with Joe at lunch on Monday...I mean, if you want to sit with me, that would be sorta cool.
Chrissy: (Twirls her hair.) Sure, yeah. That would be cool.
Boy: Awesome... Have a good Thanksgiving. Tell your mom I said hi.
Chrissy: Sure. (Smacks her gum, gets her bus pass from her purse.)
Boy: Hey, Chrissy?
Chrissy: Yeah?
Boy: Do you need two dollars for the bus?
Chrissy: (Smiles really big, puts her bus pass back in her purse.) Yeah, I do.
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omg omg omg omg omg
I am home alone and someone/something somewhere is bellowing at the top of their lungs in a Regan-from-the-Exorcist voice and it SOUNDS LIKE IT’S IN MY LAUNDRY ROOM.
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Gay Couple ejected from CTA bus →
fromrighttoleft:
As the bus approached downtown, he said, a middle-aged White woman approached the bus driver to complain about the two. The driver allegedly got up and told Buchanan and Hughes that someone had complained about them and that they needed to get off his bus.
“He was really in my face,” said Buchanan. “He said ‘you bitches need to get off the bus…I can’t stand fags.’”
Well now,...
October 2011
8 posts
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Dear abs,
Sorry about that piece of pound cake…and those waffles…and those other two pieces of pound cake.
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There's a wi-fi signal in my neighborhood called...
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Liz: Wanna come over, get Chinese food and watch Beyoncé videos on YouTube?
Me: You are my dream date.
ahitinsweden replied to your post: Moving to Chicago tomorrow morning.
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!! Damn gurl is this for real??? Look at you!!
Mhmm gurl, it’s for real! I’m suuuper excited/terrified/mostly excited.
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Moving to Chicago tomorrow morning.
September 2011
4 posts
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Me: Alright, well I'm getting ready for bed. Happy birthday!
Mom: Happy birthday to you, too!
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: How many martinis have you had?
Mom: Five?
August 2011
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CNNMoney: "Fallen Apple: Steve Jobs resigns" →
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Do I go to karaoke at On Tap, or do I hole up in bed with The Hunger Games like a tween girl? I’m all for going out on the ~town, but I mean…karaoke at a bar housed in a former Country Buffet.
“The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you.
Don’t go back to sleep.
You...”
– Rumi (via bumblebeemouth)
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My neighbor is walking his cat around the yard on a leash, sooooo.
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CNN: Where are they now - 'Family Matters' cast →
This is everything I could’ve ever wanted.
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Iranian Calligraphy
bookofpej:
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(Also, I'm moving to Chicago.)
(In October. But I’m going tomorrow to sign a lease and job hunt.)
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Dancing in my panties around my room while...
seemingly oblivious to the open blinds on the street-facing window. Alas, I’m fucking hopeless.
July 2011
6 posts
