| Me: | Alright, well I'm getting ready for bed. Happy birthday! |
| Mom: | Happy birthday to you, too! |
| Me: | ... |
| Mom: | ... |
| Me: | How many martinis have you had? |
| Mom: | Five? |
Do you ever feel like you're the Bethenny in a world of Kelly Bensimons? || 25, gay, Chicago
• CAN I ASK YOU A SECRET?
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